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Jack and Danny - Modern Rhyming Slang for fanny (vagina).

Jack Jones - Rhyming Slang for 'own'. Used in it's short form e.g.. "I was all on me Jack" (I was all on my own).

Jack-the-lad - a term usually applied to a young man who is flash and rebellious. Often used to describe a careless driver, i.e.. "He's a right Jack the lad in his car".

jaffa - a term for a man who is sterile. i.e.. a Jaffa is a 'seedless' orange.

jam jar - Rhyming Slang for car. Used in it's full form.

jammy - lucky. e.g.. "you jammy sod".

japs eye - hole at end of penis.

jar - pint of beer. e.g.. "Fancy a few jars after work ?".

J. Arthur Rank - Modern Rhyming Slang for wank. Usually shorted by saying 'having a J Arthur'.

jazz mag - pornographic (usually soft) magazine found in you average newsagent.

jerk - idiot, US origin.

jerk off - masturbate.

Jimmy Riddle - Rhyming Slang for 'piddle' (to urinate). Normally used in it's short form, e.g. "I'm just off for a Jimmy".

(old) joanna - a cockney term for piano. Pron. 'pianna'.

jobby - turd.

jock - redneck, Scottish man.

Jodrell Bank - Modern Rhyming Slang for 'wank' (masturbate). Jodrell Bank is where the largest radio telescope in the UK is sited.

John - used as a general term for a man if you don't know his name. e.g. "Allright John !".

Johnny-bag - condom. Also 'Jolly bag'.

John Thomas - an old affectionate term for the penis.

jublies - breasts.

jugs - breasts. e.g.. "Phwoar, nice jugs !".