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Jack and Danny -
Modern Rhyming Slang for fanny (vagina).
Jack Jones -
Rhyming Slang for 'own'. Used in it's short form e.g.. "I was all on me
Jack" (I was all on my own).
Jack-the-lad -
a term usually applied to a young man who is flash and rebellious. Often
used to describe a careless driver, i.e.. "He's a right Jack the lad in
his car".
jaffa -
a term for a man who is sterile. i.e.. a Jaffa is a 'seedless' orange.
jam jar -
Rhyming Slang for car. Used in it's full form.
jammy -
lucky. e.g.. "you jammy sod".
japs eye -
hole at end of penis.
jar -
pint of beer. e.g.. "Fancy a few jars after work ?".
J. Arthur Rank -
Modern Rhyming Slang for wank. Usually shorted by saying 'having
a J Arthur'.
jazz mag -
pornographic (usually soft) magazine found in you average newsagent.
jerk -
idiot, US origin.
jerk off -
masturbate.
Jimmy Riddle -
Rhyming Slang for 'piddle' (to urinate). Normally used in it's
short form, e.g. "I'm just off for a Jimmy".
(old) joanna -
a cockney term for piano. Pron. 'pianna'.
jobby -
turd.
jock -
redneck, Scottish man.
Jodrell Bank -
Modern Rhyming Slang for 'wank' (masturbate). Jodrell Bank is
where the largest radio telescope in the UK is sited.
John -
used as a general term for a man if you don't know his name.
e.g. "Allright John !".
Johnny-bag -
condom. Also 'Jolly bag'.
John Thomas -
an old affectionate term for the penis.
jublies -
breasts.
jugs -
breasts. e.g.. "Phwoar, nice jugs !".
juiced / juiced up / juicer -
very drunk, someone who drinks a lot.