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tadger, tadge -
the penis.
(to) take the biscuit -
to add insult to injury, to be even worse than first thought. e.g. "I
can't believe what he did, that really takes the biscuit !".
tanked (up) -
to get very drunk .
taters -
Rhyming Slang for 'potatoes in the mould' meaning cold.
The word taters is an abbreviation of potatoes.
tea leaf -
Rhyming Slang for thief.
that old chestnut -
see chestnut.
thrupenny bits -
Rhyming Slang for 'tits'. Often abbreviated to "froops".
tin bath -
Rhyming Slang for 'laugh'.
tin tack -
Rhyming Slang for 'sack', to be made redundant at work. e.g.
"I've heard that Jim's gonna get the tin tack".
tits-up -
all gone wrong. Vulgar version of 'belly-up'.
(on your) Todd -
short for Todd Sloane, Rhyming Slang for 'own'. After the famous
jockey. e.g. "There's you lot having a wild time and I'm left here all
on me' Todd".
toerag -
originally means a tramp or a vagrant but used more as a mild offensive
term. e.g. "You complete toerag !".
tom -
a 'street walker' (prostitute).
The term goes back many years and was the name given to prostitutes from the Mayfair area of London. I still can't find the reason for this but I know that the police used to refer to girls from the Piccadilly area as 'Edie' as it was seen as a poor persons name and the Piccadilly / Bayswater Road were considered 'cheap' streets. Often heard
in UK TV police drama's. There is no evidence that the term is part of a Rhyming Slang phrase.
tomtit -
Rhyming Slang for 'shit'. e.g. "Just nipping out for a tomtit".
tool -
the penis, a foolish person.
tooled-up -
to arm oneself, usually with improvised weapons like bottles or sticks. e.g.
"There was a right ruck dahn the pub last night and then these
headcases got tooled-up !".
tooled -
a euphemism for drunk.
top ! -
brilliant, excellent. A 90's term.
top bannana -
something that is excellent or a person that is in a position of authority.
top drawer -
similar to 'top bannana'.
trainspotter -
a socially inept young male who records useless information about trains
such as number and type. The 'classic' trainspotter will have a spiral
bound notebook, thermos flask, unfashionable shoulder bag and an anorak.
Used as a term of abuse much like 'geek' or 'spod'. Also
used to describe someone who hangs around a DJ watching him mix.
trashed -
common term for getting very drunk. e.g. "We got completely trashed last
night".
trog -
common word for an ugly girl.
(the) trots -
diarrhoea. Named because of the frequent trip to the khazi if you have
this condition.
trouble and strife -
Rhyming Slang for 'wife'.
trouser action -
a euphemism for sexual activity.
turn it in -
'calm down', 'stop that', 'leave it out'.
turtles/tortoise head -
to have the tortoise/turtles head is to need to defecate urgently, i.e.
like a turtles head poking out ! e.g. "Quick, quick, I've got the turtles
head !".
two 'n' eight -
Rhyming Slang for 'state' (in a panic etc). e.g. "O.k., no need
to get in a two and eight".
tyre kicker -
a time waster. From the pointless act of kicking tyres when looking round
a second-hand car.